romulusthread: stop doing that and do me instead
sleepingtigers: my diet is basically potatoes
sherbele asked: your blog is too good. i'm scrolling forever, ok thank you xo
croutoncat: The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
sorryforpartybarackin: im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world